Take a Walk with a Storyteller! The Surreal San Francisco Tour.
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About the Activity
- Explore the city with San Francisco's most hilarious, imaginative and EXCITING storyteller! - Enjoy original FOLKLORE and FAIRYTALES told by Clyde Always: a professional storyteller, published poet and decade-long resident of the City by the Bay. Hear about witches & wisemen, hobos & hipster-emperors. Bring your imagination! - Get to know these three famous neighborhoods: the Mission, the Castro and the Duboce Triangle. - Get insider knowledge of the best eateries, parks, shops and more. See beautiful street-art, landmarks and architecture. Experience the City like a local. - BEWARE! Some of the information presented will be highly UNBELIEVABLE. Have fun sorting the fact from the fiction. -A 2.2 mile (3.5 km) walk with no hills. One public restroom along the way. - Please note: this tour is NOT for the whole family. Script includes profanity and you might see a nudist or two. - Guaranteed to entertain, enliven and uplift. An experience you'll always remember.2 hours
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Free cancellation up to 24 hours before the experience starts (local time)
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A tour of three neighborhoods, entertainment along the way
Food and drink : Bottled water. Bottled water
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Mission Dolores
San Francisco, United StatesAfter hearing a thorough history of the Old Spanish Mission, the tour will take a wild turn. Brace yourself for a fable you will never forget.
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DISCLAIMER: only 51% of information provided is guaranteed to be verifiable. Guests are required to sort the fact from the fiction.
"Never let the truth come in the way of a good story."
--Mark Twain5 minutes • Admission Ticket Free2
Mission Dolores Park
Dolores Street, 19th Street, San Francisco, United States, 94110On the beautiful lawn of the hippest park in The City, your host will entertain you with a traditional, San Francisco folktale.
Before moving on to the next location, there will be an opportunity to use the restroom.5 minutes • Admission Ticket FreeView Location3
Harvey Milk Plaza
Southwest corner of Castro and Market Streets, , San Francisco, United StatesGet a glimpse of the Gayest Place on Earth and learn about the outrage known as the Twinkie Defense.
Here, you will have an opportunity to purchase a refreshment from a local vendor: coffee, cocktails, ice cream, etc. Hot Cookie is a popular choice (featuring X-rated baked goods).5 minutes • Admission Ticket FreeView Location4
Corona Heights
Roosevelt Way and Castro Street, , San Francisco, United States, 94114Beneath the mighty mountain, you'll hear about the many eccentricities of Emperor Norton--San Francisco's most beloved kook.5 minutes • Admission Ticket FreeView Location5
Duboce Triangle
San Francisco, United StatesAmong the rows of beautiful Queen Anne Victorians, your host will mystify you with a magical story all about a world traveler like yourself.
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WARNING! Tour includes profanity, blasphemy, rhyming, drug-references and occasional nudity. The route is 2 miles (3.5 kilometers); piggyback rides available for an additional charge.
5 minutes • Admission Ticket FreeView LocationMeeting and Pickup
Starting point
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Meet on the sidewalk in front of Verve Coffee.View Location
End point
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This is only a block away from the starting point.View Location
Pickup details
Customers must make their own way to and meet at the start point- Travelers CANNOT choose a custom pickup or meeting location.
Additional Information
- Infants and small children can ride in a pram or stroller
- Service animals allowed
- Public transportation options are available nearby
- Travelers should have at least a moderate level of physical fitness
Language And Guide
Tour Guide Available In
- English
Ticket Details
- Mobile or paper ticket accepted
- One per booking
Ticket Redemption
No redemption point. This is a direct entry ticketCancellation & Refunds
Cancellable up to 24 hours before the travel date (local supplier time) for a full refund. A 100% cancellation penalty applies for cancellations submitted less than 24 hours before the start time.- For a full refund, cancel at least 24 hours before the scheduled departure time.
- Suplier may cancel the activity on account of bad weather conditions.
- Cancel at least 1 day before activity starts in America/Los_Angeles time to receive 100% refund.
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